A wise man once said....

Its all a matter of perspective..

Real intelligence is like a river…the deeper it is the less noise it makes

'Have u ever stopped to think, and forgotten to start?' =)

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there

The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.

"Until thought is linked with purpose there is no intelligent accomplishment." --James Allen

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation

The reverse side also has a reverse side.

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

"Some believe soccer is a matter of life and death. I'm very disappointed with that attitude. Believe me, it's much more important than that!!" ~ Liverpool FC coach Bill Shankly

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. -Lou Holtz-

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

My reality check bounced.

I don't suffer from stress, I'm a carrier.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

There are two types of people-- those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

Saying you say what you mean is the same as you mean what you say is like saying you see what you eat is the same as you eat what you see

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. --Will Rogers

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.- John Kenneth Galbraith

You know there is something wrong in the world when the best golfer is a black man, the best rapper is a white man, the French are accusing others of colonization and the Germans dont want to go to war!! - April 2003"

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.

"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW--What a Ride!"